Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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