Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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