u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
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When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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