yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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