Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Just invented taco cereal.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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