She went from zero to smokin in five shots
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
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sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
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That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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