I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
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She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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