well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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