the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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