i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.
the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"
this medicine is soooo good.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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