we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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