I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
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I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
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I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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