Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
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He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
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Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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