I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
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I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
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i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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