If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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