Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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