How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
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I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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