MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
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At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
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You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
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