He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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