Who did Billy Mays play for?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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