There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
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um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
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Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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