You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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