im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
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I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
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Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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