It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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