does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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