Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
