Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
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Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
She bit a glass in half.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
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His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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