i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
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You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
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You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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