Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
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