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bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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