We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
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I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
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Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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