im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
pop tarts are not kleenex
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
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i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
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Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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