well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
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amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
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He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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