And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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