Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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