so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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