All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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