Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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