no you cant smoke seaweed
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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