i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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