Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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