Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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