Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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