im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
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So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
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I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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