He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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