16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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