I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
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I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
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I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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