remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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