That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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