no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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