White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
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He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
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He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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