Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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