it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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