i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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