in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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