just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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