I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
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He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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